WTF Is It Now?!?

Comment of the week

From AMERICAblog:

Can someone help me out here- I'm a red state hick homophobe and think the Republicans are in power thanks to the baby Jesus. How should I vote next Tuesday?

• Democrats are 'straight' but support gay rights.
• Republicans are all being exposed as 'gay' but are against gay rights.
• Can someone tell me if I can still go to heaven by supporting gay rights or by supporting someone that's gay?
• Come to think of it--if I've heard a sermon against homosexuality by a gay preacher, does that make my religion gay too?

As Scott Adams once said, "Hear that popping sound? It's a paradigm shifting without a clutch."

--dg