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Dems sweep in election triumph
The Demos win the Senate! The Demos win the Senate! The Demos win the Senate!

Democrats wrested control of the Senate from Republicans Wednesday with an upset victory in Virginia, giving the party complete domination of Capitol Hill for the first time since 1994. The Senate had teetered at 50 Democrats, 49 Republicans for most of Wednesday, with Virginia hanging in the balance. Webb's victory ended any Republican hopes of a 50-50 split, with Dick "dick" Cheney wielding tie-breaking authority.

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In the House, without losing any seats of their own, Democrats captured 28 GOP-held seats. The party won in every region of the country.

Overall, according to exit polls, Republicans lost ground with voters such as Catholics, the middle class, independents, soccer moms, security moms, Hispanics and suburbanites, women, African-Americans, agnostics, Serbo-Croat-Americans, Zoastrians, younger voters, older voters, senior citizens, Asian-Americans, men, sheep-herders, sheep-fuckers, cow-tippers, kegtappers, teetotalers, teachers, firefighters, carmakers, nurses, physicians, dentists, flight attendants, dental-floss harvesters, dog trainers, clerks, carpenters, cantelope inspectors,

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