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Enabling the terrists
Iraq group calls for cutting and running

We're gonna stand down so they can stand up. But there's no timetable. Nope. Nope. That would be defeatist.

Poppy Bush's Iraq Study Group, which has spent the past eight months trying to save Idiot Boy's disastrous legacy, has finally given up... uh, reached a consensus and will call for a major withdrawal of US forces from Iraq, shifting the US role from combat to support, according to a source.

Under intensifying political pressure at home and thinking he was being offered a breakfast treat, Bush agreed to a "speedy turnover." But first he's gonna stay the course by sending more troops. 'Cause he'd really look like a failure if we withdraw before the "mission is accom complete."

Bonus: After dissing the prime minister as an ineffectual patsy yesterday, today Bunnypants proclaimed al-Maliki "the right guy for Iraq."

"He's doin' a heckuva job," Bush added.

- m