WTF Is It Now?!?

Kerry discovers set of 'nads in box in garage
John Kerry gives a boisterous one-fingered salute to the stuffed-suited hacks and doughy pantloads hiding behind their dorito-and-cumstain-encrusted keyboards.

"Enough is enough" is right. And that goes for the cringing pussy Dems cowering under their beds, afraid to take on the miserable lying bunglers in the White House and in the media. Fuck you. Fuck you, and your craven 'strategists' still pissing in their pants in fear instead of firing back with both barrels. Fuck you, you worthless asshole cowards.

"They know precisely what I was saying. And they're trying to turn this because they have a bankrupt policy and they can't defend it to the nation and they can't defend it to the world. And I'm not going to stand for this anymore; period.

“No Democrat will be bullied by an administration that has a cut-and-run policy in Afghanistan and a stand-still-and-lose strategy in Iraq,” Kerry said in his statement. "No way. It disgusts me that a bunch of these Republican hacks who've never worn the uniform of our country are willing to lie about those who did. It's over."

And God bless Al Sharpton, who told Fuc Tucker Carlson last night that "If John Kerry is smart, he will keep the issue out there about what he said about Iraq" and "thanks be to Tony Snow. He's brought [the war] back front and center."

Meanwhile, Senator/douchehole Rick Santorum opponent Bob Casey suggested that the White House should “fire Rumsfeld instead of trashing Democrats:”

"From what I can gather, Kerry botched a joke. That's what he said, and I take him at his word. He served in combat. Last time I checked, the president and the vice president did not. The White House and the Santorum forces should get to work on dealing with the real problems in Iraq. The first thing they should do is fire Mr. Rumsfeld instead of spending a lot of time trashing Democrats."

Reminder to those suffering from Democratic Derangement Syndrome: Kerry isn't running for anything right now. Assholes.

Update: Kerry apologized this morning. Bush, Rumsfeld et. al. have not.

- m