WTF Is It Now?!?

Meet the presidental candidates
Today: Newt Gingrich.

As one of the more recognized members of the party of family values, morals and the sanctity of marriage, Gingrich embodies the phrase "compassionate conservative." If by "compassionate conservative" you mean "serial adulterer and sex addict."

Newt's brazen serial adultery and pathetic sexual addiction are almost beyond belief.

Newt's callousness is legendary. Like telling his first wife that he was dumping her as she lay in a hospital bed recovering from cancer surgery. It is also absolutely true. But it is only one example of Gingrich's self-centered arrogance and his rampant sexual addiction. There is a long string of stories about how he has used women over the years...

[It's also been] suggested that Gingrich resigned as Speaker when Dick Armey and Tom DeLay threatened to expose Newt's dalliances in a coup to depose him.

Geez, no wonder he wants to do away with free speech.

- m