WTF Is It Now?!?

Repug adulterer paid mistress to shut up until after the election
Integrity! It's the gift that keeps on giving! A Republican congressman accused of strangling his mistress agreed to pay her $500,000 if she kept quiet until after Election Day.

Rep. Don "sure wood" Sherwood - a 65-year-old married father of three who is considered a family-values conservative - acknowledged the woman was his mistress, but denied abusing her and said that he had settled her $5.5 million lawsuit on confidential terms. She has received less than half the money so far, and will not get the rest until after the Nov. 7 election.

Fun fact: Preznit CharacterCounts campaigned for this decent, moral bozo just last week.
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