WTF Is It Now?!?

Today's "World's Smallest Violin" award goes to ...
Poor, poor Denny Hastert.

Sources close to Mr. Hastert say the speaker, who has said little publicly since the Republicans lost the House, is dejected and embarrassed by the rebuke. The defeat had a strong personal element, because of Mr. Hastert’s role in the Mark Foley gay pedophile scandal.

It will also be a major change for Mr. Hastert. Since Sept. 11 he has rarely if ever flown on commercial planes because of security concerns, and he has been surrounded by a staff of 60 or so, including Congressional and political workers.

Fuckwit. Maybe if he had felt some embarrassment before the elections instead of happily wallowing in his own power, greed and filth, he wouldn't be faced with the spectre of trying to wedge his fat Minority ass into fucking steerage now.

- m