December 12, 2006

Bunnypants' [non]reaction to report worries father's aides
"I can too stay the course!”

Former White House advisers to George Bush-the-Slightly-Smarter are "keenly disappointed and concerned" about moronic spawn Preznit Petulant's dismissive reaction to the ISG report.

"We have a classic case of circling the wagons," says a former adviser to Bush the elder. "If the little pissant changes his policy in Iraq in a fundamental way, it undermines the whole premise of his presidency. I just don't believe he will ever do that."

White House advisers say Bush won't react in detail to the ISG report for several weeks, while he stalls... ahem, assesses it and awaits various internal government reports on the situation from his own yes-men advisers. Bush tells aides he doesn't want to "outsource" his role as commander in chief.

Some Bush allies say this is a way to buy some time as the president tries to decide how to deal with rising pressure to alter his strategy in Iraq and hopes the critical media focus on the Iraq war will soften.
In other words, f*ck the troops, f*ck everything - it's all about me me me!

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