December 19, 2006

Ehhh! Get off my lawn!
Dead deer found on the lawn of Deadeye Dick Cheney's Washington, DC home.

People passing by the vice president's residence over the weekend were shocked to see a dead deer on his lawn. "Who killed it!?" asked one horrified witness. "The deer has been there a while, because a friend e-mailed me earlier this morning to report the sad sighting. I just saw it myself. I'm crying."
Won't somebody think of the children??