WTF Is It Now?!?

Has CNN stopped drinking the Kool-Aid?
Or is Suzanne Malveaux just on the rag? Whatever it is, it's pretty cool.

"President Stupie vonFuckface and his closest ally, Tony 'Piddles' Blair, have stood shoulder to shoulder - or, as some have characterized it, 'dick to ass' - on the Iraq war since the very beginning. Critics calling Mr. Bush 'the cowboy' for stubbornly leading the charge, and Mr. Blair 'the poodle' for obediently rolling and taking it up the pooper. But three years since the U.S. invasion, the two are still adamant their Iraq mission is sound. President Chokie McChimp didn't just drink the Kool-Aid, he made it. But perhaps now it's a little less sweet. Good."

- From today's "America-hater Morning" (mostly).