WTF Is It Now?!?

Sore losers deposit trail of slime as they leave in disgrace
The party of integrity and personal responsibility goes out in a snit, blaming their do-nothing incompetence on the Dems. You know, the party that hasn't been in the majority lo these many years.

"House Democrats have spent every waking moment of the past Congress obstructing any effort towards progress," said an obviously wasted spokesman for John Boehner, R-Naturally. "They have tried to blow up the tracks on immigration reform, tax relief, earmark reform, you name it.

The spokesman, a spurious douchebag and chronic masturbator added, "And now in the last few days of this Congress where they have a chance to help make progress, they decide instead to abdicate their responsibilities and play the blame game. Just goes to show they're a party of zero ideas and zero action."

Nyyyehhhh! Phththth!

Geez, look who's talking, LOSER.

Update: Republican rep Kingston: "[W]e didn't perform. When we were up here we were naming bridges and post offices. We were not having quality time again… We drifted, we got off our agenda. We came up here and some weeks we just twiddled our thumbs and that's what killed us…"