WTF Is It Now?!?

Well, now we know who WON'T be needing a Duhbya buttplug for Christmas
Hey Greenfield - the jerk store called - they're out of you.

CNN's senior analist and blithering repuke whoreboy Jeff "Gannon" Greenfield examines Senator Barack Obama's popularity errrrrrrrr stand on the issues ummmmm inspiring message uhhhhhhhhh... fashion sense.

"[I]n the case of Obama, he may be walking around with a sartorial time bomb. Ask yourself, is there any other major public figure who dresses the way he does? Why, yes. It is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who, unlike most of his predecessors, seems to have skipped through enough copies of "GQ" to find the jacket-and-no-tie look agreeable.

"And maybe that's not the comparison a possible presidential contender really wants to evoke. Now, it is one thing to have a last name that sounds like Osama and a middle name, Hussein, that is probably less than helpful. But an outfit that reminds people of a charter member of the axis of evil, why, this could leave his presidential hopes hanging by a thread. Or is that threads?"

Well, Jeff, you pathetic, autofellating douchenozzle, it can't be any less helpful than your comments comparing him to psychopathic Islamic terrorists, can it? Idiot.