WTF Is It Now?!?

Bush to face skeptical Congress, country
... planet, galaxy, universe...

As his poll numbers continue to tank like so many lonely ejaculates from the pasty, shivelled weener of Rush Limpbaugh, Jebus McRetard hopes to "rally" the country over his misguided "plan" of suppling more cannon fodder to try to save his so-called legacy.

President Fuckie McNutjob plans to reach out to the opposition in his State of the Union address tonight with new and recycled proposals on health care, energy, immigration and education, but the uproar over his decision to send more U.S. troops to Iraq has eclipsed potential consensus on domestic policy.

As he addresses a Congress controlled entirely by Democrats for the first time since he took office, Bush faces deep skepticism inside the chamber, even within the House Republican leadership.

The doubt on Capitol Hill reflects the continuing erosion of Bush's public support across the country. His approval rating is at the lowest level of his presidency, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll.

For the first time, majorities of Americans say Bush cannot be trusted in a crisis, has not made the country safer and should withdraw U.S. forces from Iraq to avoid further casualties rather than leave them until civil order is restored. And, in a sign of intensifying opposition, a majority -- 51 percent -- for the first time expressed strong disapproval of Bush's performance, compared with 17 percent who strongly approved.

"The world changed significantly on Election Day, and the only people who were surprised were them," a GOP pollster said of Bush and his aides.

Bonus: Bunnypants is at 28% approval in new CBS poll, and according to a new NBC/WSJ poll, Bush 'in the cellar.'