January 16, 2007



Chris Wallace softballs Dick Cheney
Gross. The Dickmeister goes on Fox News, gets handjob:

There he was on Sunday, with [moist gpuke touchhole] Chris Wallace, who introduced the topic of Scooter Libby by mentioning that both Libby and Wallace himself had been invited to the Cheney Christmas Party and the after-hours pajama party.

In the best Fox fashion, Chris Wallace asked Cheney whether members of Congress who are trying to block the administration’s policy in Iraq are, in Wallace’s words, “undercutting the troops.”

Responded Cheney: “Well, I think they are.”

And he softballed Cheney with: “Ultimately, will the US do whatever it takes to win?”

Cheney: “I believe we will.”
Wallace: "Have I told you lately how awesome you are?"

To which the vice president replied, "I believe you have. Now shut your damn mouth - around my dick, boy."

Another hard-hitting expose' by Faux.


"Gahhhh. I've only had one kitten today - and it was a small one, dagnabbit."
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