January 5, 2007

Decider shitcans realists, hires leghumping stooges
Awol McCokehead will replace top generals who disagreed with his handling of the Iraq war.

Bunnypants' "fresh start" in Iraq to include not only sending 30-40,000 more troops to their death, but bringing back his chickenhawk neocon cronies and naming new yes men advisers and military commanders in a "major realignment" towards asskissing douchetards.

Fun fact: a Navy man will be put in charge of two land wars fought in fucking deserts.


Cheney: "Heh heh... heckuva, boy!"
Bush: "Squirrels..."
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