WTF Is It Now?!?

Iraq resolution exposes fissures, terror, soiled underpants within the GOP
"If my Democrat[ic] colleagues are truly opposed to the mission in Iraq, then as the new majority in Congress they should schedule a serious debate and a vote on cutting off funding for our troops," said Bush asswiper John "Cornhole" Cornyn of Lubeme, Texas.

Republican Senator Chuck Hagel shot back (paraphrasing): "What the fuck are you talking about. To somehow come up with a conclusion that it shows a lack of seriousness, I am a bit befuddled by what the Texas senator is trying to describe. You fucking asshat."

The Senate resolution opposing [the Decider's decision to send thousands more troops to their possible deaths in order to save his soiled legacy] put the White House and Republican leaders on the defensive Wednesday as they scurried to prevent a trickle of GOP support for the measure from swelling into a deluge.
Eager to avoid an embarrassing congressional rebuke of the president’s new war strategy, the administration seemed to hint that the effort - led chiefly by Democrats - might somehow be of assistance to terrorists.

“What message does Congress intend to give?” asked White House spokes-tool Tony "Yellow" Snow. “And who does it think the audience is? Is the audience merely the president? Is it the voting American public or, in an age of instant communication, is it also al-Qaida?”

Fuck you, you insufferable dipshit.