January 3, 2007



Sorry. The Apple is at the repair shop, hopefully I'll have it back "between 7 to 10 business days."


Synchronicitude
Drivin' towards victerry!

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Little voices in nutcase's head speaking to him again
The Lord gave me a 12-inch dick, but I'm not allowed to show it to you.

In what has become an annual tradition of showcasing his utter buffoonery - uhhhhh, prophesies - psycho religious wingnut Pat Robertson said Tuesday God told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said helpfully. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Robertson said God also told him that the weather was fine up there, the Bucs would win the Super Bowl, and that Gerald Ford has already tripped and fallen down a flight of cloud-stairs.

Fun fact: God did not tell Pat which city would be attacked by terrorists, leaving it completely open that Pat might be 'called home' this year.

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