WTF Is It Now?!?

Total dumbass joins think-tank
Gawd... Sanctimonious drooler Rick Santorum has joined the Ethics and Public Policy Center, a Washington think-tank.

“I want to contribute to the world of ideas,” he said. "Maybe this will give me some."

After 16 years of being a vapid douchetard in Congress, Santorum, who lost his bid for reelection in November, will become director of the EPPC’s brand-new America’s Enemies program, which will focus on - dum dum dum! - America's enemies: Islamofascism, Venezuela {Snort! Wonder what they're doing in there! - Ed.}, North Korea, and Democrats.