February 15, 2007



Bush: Iran is source of deadly weapons
Smirky McLiar told the press yesterday there is no doubt the Iranian government is providing weapons to kill American soldiers. But he bravely backed away away from claims that the top officials of the Iranian government were responsible.

"We don't know... whether the head leaders of Iran ordered" the weapons. "But here's my point," the Decider added. "Either they knew or didn't know, and what matters is, is that they're there."

But the known unknowns are as good a reason as any to bomb them, I guess.

Fun fact: At the press conference, Bush says talks with Iran wouldn't "achieve success right now."

Bonus: what else we knew.

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