WTF Is It Now?!?

Cheney at odds with McCain over Rumsfeld
Threatens to rip head off, shit down neck.

VP Dick 'dick' Cheney yesterday challenged kneepadded presidential hopeful/violently spinning yambag John McCain's assertion that Donald Rumsfeld was one of the worst defense secretaries ever.

"John's entitled to his opinion. I just think it should be mine," said Cheney, Rummy's BFF. "John said some nasty things about me the other day, and then next time he saw me, ran over to me like a little girl and apologized," Cheney added, oiling his .10-gauge.

Democrats assailed the little bit nutty, little bit slutty McCain: "He is trying to have it both ways by criticizing a war he always supported, while also trying to stick close to the president," said a DNC spokesman. "If McCain wants to apologize, it should be to our brave troops and the voters he's misleading, not to Cheney and Rumsfeld."

McCain says at this point he's standing by his remarks, but ask him again tomorrow.