February 5, 2007



The extremely awkward social situation room
DEAR ABBY NORMAL: I am writing on behalf of my friends at work. We have a co-worker, "Madge," who had a stillborn baby last year. It was tragic. Our problem is, she keeps a photo of the deceased infant with its little eyes sewn shut on her desk in plain view, so that if we must interact with her (we have an open cubicle layout) we have to see it. Is this appropriate?

DEAR APPALLED CUBE-DRONE: Jebus. Christ, no. Swat that insane bitch upside the head and tell her to keep her dead baby pictures someplace more appropriate - like up her seeping rectum - or you'll bring in those 8 x 10s of your uncle Bob screwing a dead goat. Jeez. Blechhh. Gawd.

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