February 22, 2007



It's raining men, halleluia!
Investigation finds Rev. Ted "completely cured of teh ghey" Haggard hit on men in his congregation -
Lied about only having had sex with that one gay prostitute and no one else.

Jon at the Pensito Review reports:

“[We] have done extensive fact-finding into his lifelong battle with a ‘dark side’,” Pastor Larry Stockstill said, not giving any detail what 'extensively digging into a dark side' might entail.

“We have verified the reality of that struggle through numerous individuals who reported to us firsthand knowledge of everything from sordid conversation to overt suggestions to improper activities to improper relationships. These findings established a pattern of behavior that culminated in the final relationship in which Ted was, as a matter of grace, caught,” he said.

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