February 26, 2007

Keepin' us safer
As we continue to make progress in the war against terra, overbearing crank Dick Cheney tells President Musharraf that Islamodemodeafeatofascisticrats will embolden the enemy unless Pakistan "does more" to stop the Taliban and the resurgent al Qaeda in Afghanistan.

Fun fact: Pakistan is "fed up" with the US telling it it's not doing enough about the Taliban and Al Qaeda. So cut it out, goddammit.

Bonus: Jimmy Carter tells Cheney to STFU already.

"Feed me. Feed my maw with your puppies."

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