WTF Is It Now?!?

Pelosi calls Bush to denounce Cheney's comments
Dick's devisive remarks embolden the enemy, suck wet monkey-ass

After the Vice President harshly criticized Dems and 70 percent of the American public Wednesday by saying their approach to Iraq would "validate the al-Qaeda strategy," Nancy Pelosi fired back, saying that Cheney was being a shameless, bottom-dwelling hosebag.

"Vice President Cheney continues to question the patriotism of those of us in Congress who challenge the Bush Administration’s misguided policies in Iraq, but his latest attack is beneath the office of the Vice President, especially at a time of war.

"I hope the president will repudiate and distance himself from the vice president's remarks," Pelosi said. She said she tried to complain about Cheney to Awol McFuckwit, but he would not answer the phone.

"You cannot say as the president of the United States, 'I welcome disagreement in a time of war,' and then have the vice president go out of the country and be a total fucking dipwad," the speaker said (paraphrased).