WTF Is It Now?!?

Turning the other cheek
With all other problems solved, the hypocrites of the so-called "religious" right and their puppets in the whore media turn to swiftboating John Edwards' bloggers - who have apologized for any offending opinions on their own personal websites - and Nancy Pelosi.

OK, let's review again, for any knuckledragging neanderthals in the audience: Denny Hastert's home state was only halfway across the country. Ms Pelosi is from California - all the way across. Really - look at a map. That's m-a-p. It takes a larger plane to fly non-stop from DC to San Fransisco than it does to fly non-stop from DC to Chicago. Got that? Fucking troglotards.

Ms Pelosi clarifies:

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN: Is there any - I mean, is there any problem with the - - are you actually asking for a particular size?

PELOSI: No. You stupid cunt.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi did not request a larger plane for personal use to travel cross-country without stopping, Bill Livingood, the House sergeant at arms, said Thursday.

Livingood said the request was his, and he made it for security reasons.

"The fact that Speaker Pelosi lives in California compelled me to request an aircraft that is capable of making non-stop flights for security purposes, unless such an aircraft is unavailable," Livingood, who has been at his post for 11 years, said in a written statement.

Eat shit and die, pukes.

Fun fact: the larger plane is also used by First Lady Pickles Stepford.