WTF Is It Now?!?

You sorry bastard
The Boy King compares Revolutionary War to his war on terra --

Preznit Dumbass McAwol honored the 275th birthday of the nation's first president on Monday, likening George Washington's long struggle that gave birth to a nation to The War Against Terror (TWAT).

"On the field of battle, Washington's forces were facing a mighty empire, and the odds against them were overwhelming. The ragged Continental Army lost more battles than it won, suffered waves of desertions, and stood on the brink of disaster many times. Yet George Washington's calm hand and determination kept the cause of independence and the principles of our Declaration alive," The Resolvitudinator said.

I've read about George Washington - and you, sir, are no George Washington.

Mighty empire? Desertions? OK, we are on the brink of disaster, I'll give him that, but what exactly is his point here?

"After winning the war, Washington did what victorious leaders rarely did at the time. He voluntarily gave up power."

Uh, cool. Words to live by, asshat.

"Over the centuries, America has succeeded because we have always tried to maintain the decency and the honor of our first president," Bush said.

"An' then there's me..."