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"They said, 'You've got a knife sitting in the head of the president of the United States,'" McDonald told the Oakland Tribune. "I said, 'No, I got a knife in a piece of cardboard,'" asshat.Concerned neighbor pathetic whiny-ass busybody Jeff Segurson said he was so disturbed he called the police. "I don't think he's a threat to the president, but I don't think it's the best thing for this to be out here with the knife and the F-word and the blood all over the president. I don't think it's that respectful," Segurson said.
Disrespectful to the prezidunce? Pussy. Who gives a shit? Stupid tattletailing little fuck.
March 2, 2007
Posted by maru at 3/02/2007 04:15:00 PM
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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
-Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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