March 19, 2007



Ick
Ick ick ick ick ick

The thrice-married-and-now-single Rush Limbaugh not only commented on Valerie Plame's looks, but told his audience he'd have no problem romantically pursuing her if her marital status were different.

"I have to tell you something, folks," Limbaugh said Friday during his program. "After all is said and done, I, frankly, don't care. This woman is a babe. This woman is a babe, and if she weren't married, I don't care what she's done or what her political affiliation is, I'd be throwing my hat in the ring."
"Jesus. Thank Christ he can't get it up without massive infusions of industrial-strength pharmaceuticals," a spokeswoman for Ms Plame said in between bouts of vomiting. "Blmphphphphph."

8 comments:

BadTux said...

That was my response too. Rush Limpdick. With *any* major babe. Ick. Ick ick ick. Frankly, I suspect if he tried to make a move on Ms. Plame, she'd use those leet CIA skilz to lay a world of hurty on him. Or perhaps I should say "it", after she got thru with him.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

shartheheretic said...

Oh come on...I'm SUUUURE the only thing holding her back from going after Rush is the fact that she's married. Peh. (GAG)

Anonymous said...

She would have to be deaf,dumb,
blind, and totally drunk to be
in the same room with this clump
of garbage. I also say she is one
very attactive lady, who has a
husband, and sure knows how to
dress. To limpdick, go after
pickles, she is more your speed.

Anonymous said...

You can always rely on Rush for insightful political commentary. He knows how to capture the 'big picture', I mean.. after all the world does revolve around his personal sexual interests, oui? The UN regularly discusses it and Congress has debated it many times...

Scorpio said...

Right -- and she, being intelligent, would head in any direction but Rush's.

Anonymous said...

That is just sick. Besides, why go for that Jabba the Hut when she can snuggle up to Joe Wilson every night. He's totally hot (Joe, that is).

Anonymous said...

Rush is just saying that to try to dispel the rumors about that trip when he got caught with a bunch of Viagra.

It must annoy the rightie screechers no end that they can't attack Valerie Wilson for her looks.

Anonymous said...

I refuse to comment on a sack of talking shit talking shit, but I would like to note that there must be a scarcity of attractive women in D.C. these days, if Valerie is considered more than just an average, attractive woman.

What's the big deal?