March 28, 2007



Impotent, bottom-feeding gasbag on the smack again
Armpit-humping fat sack of crap Rush Limbaugh:

"I can't figure what the political upside for Chuck Hagel is and all this rap that he's gotten into now talking about the president might be impeached or could be impeachable. I just can't figure it out, unless he's running for the Democrat nomination. I don't know what Chuck Hagel is up to. I'm literally one of the brainiest {????? - Ed.} political analysts out there, and this is senseless. I cannot detect an intelligent motive for this."
There's a surprise.

Gee, Rush, maybe Hagel has something called a "conscience"??

Oh, right. Limpbaugh wouldn't know a conscience if it came right up to his stupid phiz and smacked him over the head with a dead walrus. It must be something else. Let's see...
"Well, I didn't think of one thing here, and that is that Chuck Hagel studied at Maverick University, taught by lead professor John McCain -- and when you listen to our montage here of various Drive-By Media types, you'll understand what Hagel was up to."
Yeah, that must be it, Brainiac! Dur!

4 comments:

Rhode Island Rules said...

Must be nice to live in Delusional Fuckistan. I bet the sky is red in his world.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he's strung-out again! Or maybe he can't get his fix!

Jeez -- billing yourself as one of the "brainiest political analysts" ?? Sez who? Dittoheads?! Even if you privately believed that, why would you ever say it in public? And how fucking lame do you have to be to LISTEN to somebody like that daily!?

Anonymous said...

Rush Limbaugh claims: "I'm literally one of the brainiest political analysts out there..."

As opposed to what, figuratively?

What Bill Maher said the other day about people who boast of big cocks and people who claim to be patriots applies to those who boast of expertise in political analysis: if you have to say it, it probably isn't true.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, I cannot understand how anyone actually listens to this pus filled gas bag. The thought of it makes me physically ill. OD already Rush.