WTF Is It Now?!?

Mitt Romney: media out to get me
Media: uhhhhh, whatever
Romney: I find your lack of faith.... disturbing
Media: suck it, hair-boy

"I think it proves that the media has determined who the conservative candidate is, because they're going after me with hammer and tong and that's the way you would expect to go after the conservative candidate. I'm proud of the fact that the mainstream media isn't wild about my candidacy and that's why I'm going to win," he told reporters after what must have been at the very least a 5-martini lunch.

To win though, Romney will have to overcome a perception floated by some that he's a political opportunist and waffling, flipflopping phony who has changed his position on certain issues, such as abortion, gay rights, immigration, gun control, campaign finance reform, tax cuts, health care, stem cell research, Social Security, nuclear energy, the Iraq war, global warming, pizza toppings, tastes great or less filling, capuccino or latte, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell,