WTF Is It Now?!?

Petulant preznit pissing pants over prosecutors probe
The "Ah'm bein' reasonable" Deciderer tells Dems IOOKIYAR^*

Reasonable, right? It almost sounded convincing. But wait! Who was it that had provided those confusing and incomplete explanations in the first place? Hadn't it been ... the president and the attorney general?

But perhaps the most interesting, um, irony in the president's press conference was his approach to Democrats on Capitol Hill. They'd better not launch off on a partisan fishing expedition, Bush warned. They'd better not "waste time" investigating the firings, or "promote confrontation." There were too many important issues to address. But the firings themselves smack of a partisan fishing expedition in the eyes of the president's critics. After all, one of the criteria in weighing who got canned was whether prosecutors were "loyal Bushies," as Gonzales's former chief of staff, Kyle Sampson, wrote in one telling e-mail. In other words, Bush seemed to be saying, it's fine for me to play politics. But it's not OK for the Democrats to do it.

It was almost funny to hear him insist that having his aides testify would somehow impede him and future presidents from "getting good advice." What fucking good advice have you gotten over the past few years, you fucking dimwad????? Gawd. The transcript is here.

^*It's only OK if you're a republican


"You! Yore a loyal Bushie..."
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