March 15, 2007



RimJob's rectal returds' rag rage
Freetards are gnashing their stumpy little tooth over Time magazine's new cover featuring a sobbing Ronald Reagan --

NO crying clinton,
No crying Hilary,
No crying Nevil Chamberlin
No crying Jessie Jackson
No crying algore
No crying kerry
... bemoans one fartsniffing nimrod. Wehhhhhhh!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I keep waiting for St. Ronnie's image to appear on somebody's pizza pan, cookie sheet, eggplant...

Anonymous said...

I don't get why anyone is saying Reagan would be disappointed with what Teh Right has become. I thought he'd have loved a bunch of Constitution-trashing, poor-people-kicking, war-mongering, buck-worshipping, race-baiting empty suits running the country.

Ketchup wasn't the only vegetable back in the 80s!

Anonymous said...

I agree 100% with you, 'samfromutah'! Reagan was just as much a feckless front-man as Bush is, but -- besides being more transparently glib and Alzheimer-ian -- he was constrained by a relatively Democratic Congress and the Cold War/USSR. Same old shitty 1890's mindset/policies though -- of course that's to be expected when you even have a number of the same players, notably Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith, etc.

Anonymous said...

"I wish I could find Mommie, maybe she remembers where the ice cream is."

Ah, the man that tripled my California state taxes as Guv. That began the downward spiral of the Junior College system. That accumulated more debt than all the presidents before him. That turned the US from largest creditor nation, to largest debtor nation.

But hey, he made us "feel good" about ourselves again.

Yeah, that's it.

Anonymous said...

After a bit of thought, the only things I can come up with is that Reagan would be disappointed with Teh Right for a) losing massively in '06 and b) acting so brazenly stupid as to tarnish "the brand" for God knows how long.

big em: good points.

farang: exactly. That "feel good" property is pretty much all the Redoublechin party has going for it. I want to stick my finger down my throat when I hear the worshipful "he made America great again" sort of hooey.

BadTux said...

The only reason Reagan was not impeached for all the illegal stuff that happened during his regime was because he successfully convinced Congress that he was a befuddled Alzheimer's patient who honestly didn't know that all of his newly-convicted aides were doing such evil things. The only thing he would have disagreed with when it comes to the Chimperor is the Chimperor's odd disinclination to increase the size of the military. Ole' Ronnie Raygun never met a military spending bill he didn't like, and an 18 division Army would be right up his alley as something to be desired (right now the Army is officially only 10 divisions -- though with all the involuntary drafts of National Guardsmen, it's more like 13 divisions).

Everything else -- doing illegal shit, spying on everybody, running up big deficits -- Ronnie woulda agreed with big time. Except maybe Iraq. Even befuddled with Alzheimers Ronnie Raygun was brighter than to fight a land war in Asia (see: Lebanon, declaring victory and leaving).

- Badtux the Ancient Penguin