March 13, 2007



Top US general: Dick Cheney's homo daughter will burn in Hell
General Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, considers the Vice President's carpet-munching spawn an immoral hosebag who should be shunned, prosecuted, and be forced to wear a bag over her head so the gay cooties can't come out.

"As an individual, I would not want (acceptance of gay behavior) to be our policy, just like I would not want it to be our policy that if we were to find out that so-and-so was sleeping with somebody else's wife, that we would just look the other way, which we do not. We prosecute that kind of immoral behavior," he said.
Invading a country, torturing and killing people are still OK, though.


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2 comments:

Disgusted in St. Louis said...

Hmm, the headline of this article was:

"Top general seeks to calm gay sex row"

but now it has been changed to:

"Top general seeks to calm homosexuality row"

Not sure why they decided to change it, both are pretty humorous. I wonder if General Pace shares Ted Haggard's morality -- the morals of hypocrisy.

Weasel said...

Cause, you know, torture is a-okay in the eyes of GAWD.

I'm gonna go barf now. I seem to be doing that a lot lately. =/