WTF Is It Now?!?

Makin' progress
All hell broke loose in the Indiana-like city of Baghdad today, as a truck bomb exploded on a major bridge during rush-hour, killing 10, and another bomb blew up inside the Iraqi Parliament "in a stunning security breach" in the "heavily fortified US-protected" green zone, killing at least 8

In a statement to Obviously Retarded magazine, the misadministration said the blast inside the parliament was the work of "terrorists" who hate America, freedom an' democratude, and promised to look into pay raises for the green zone security staff who're doin' such a heckuva job.