April 30, 2007

News Stories For People With IQ's Under 30

Why the fuck do we let these assholes treat us as if we're nine years old?

(AP) While she is known to millions simply as "Hillary," New York's junior senator is having something of an identity crisis in her official life.

When it comes to running for president, she is "Hillary Clinton," according to her campaign Web site. But when it comes to her official Senate releases, she is still "Hillary Rodham Clinton."

The Clinton camp appeared to be at a loss to come up with an explanation when the Albany Times Union newspaper asked about it.
"At a loss to explain it"?? What the fuck are you shitheads talking about? The proper "explaination", if Hillary were ever to be smart enough to hire me as her spokesman, would have been a sharp "shut the fuck up, tard bucket" followed up by a punch to the nose.

This is nowhere close to journalism--it doesn't even qualify as hack journalism--yet Drudge and some other pricks run it, and somehow it makes the AP. Is this really the best they can do? God I fucking hope so.

JasonC

3 comments:

Lilith said...

Funny - I don't find Nedra Prickler's name among the authors. AP must have her training the young ones these days.

Anonymous said...

Exactly, precisely.

Time to call out ALL the msm asswipes RIGHT NOW.

How about the Reality Based blogdom starts an award, to give to the reporter most resembling Joseph Goebbel"s tactics?

A " Golden Go Bee" we could call it.

Schedule it the same day as the "Press fellates Bush" awards.

Start the list of candidates, please.

Anonymous said...

You have excellent people skills, JasonC. You're hired.