Oh, It's Okay - I Only Use Immigrant Hookers
Okay, divageek alluded to this, but I want to make the point crystal clear. Courtesy of Josh Marshall, we learn this about Hookergate slimeball Randy Randall Tobias:
On Thursday, Tobias told ABC News he had several times called the "Pamela Martin and Associates" escort service "to have gals come over to the condo to give me a massage." Tobias, who is married, said there had been "no sex," and that recently he had been using another service "with Central Americans" to provide massages.
Another service "with Central Americans." That's what he's using now. This is the guy in charge of America's international aid and development assistance to countries around the world. ("I was using one service that sent Thai broads. Now I get 'em to send Central Americans.") I'm glad this bozo is showing our best face to the world and clearing up any misunderstandings about exploiting people in the Third World.
'Cause, you know, those hot Latin chicks - those Central American gals - are innately more talented at *cough* giving massages *cough*.
I realize these fuckwits have no sense of hypocrisy, to say nothing of shame, but you'd really think that when they're trying to explain away the illicit sex, they'd have more sense than to try to justify it on the basis of race. Then again, I suppose I should be glad that randy Randy's willing to show just what a useless fuck (in all senses of the term) he is.
Pet Dick image from here.