WTF Is It Now?!?

Prez pronounces "irresponsible" correctly
Takes time out of busy schedule to have another public temper tantrum, blame Dems, hang House Speaker in effigy.

Awol McRetard called on Congress Tuesday to "stop stalling" and just do what he wants, otherwise they're enabling the emeny, the dirty troop-haters.

"Instead of passing clean bills that fund our troops on the front lines, the House and Senate have spent this time debating bills that undercut the troops," Preznit Petulant said from the White House Rose Garden. "I think the voters in America want our Congress to support our troops in harm's way. They want money to the troops and they don't want politicians in Washington telling our generals how to fight the war," Bush said.

Democrats are “more interested in fighting political battles in Washington" than handing the Dictator-tot the money to keep US troops in Iraq until Hell freezes over, he went on to whine before taking questions:

Q: Thank you. You've agreed to talk to Syria in the context of these international conferences on Iraq.

BUSH: Excuse me.

Q: You've agreed to talk to Syria in the context of the international conferences on Iraq. What's so different or wrong about Speaker Pelosi having her own meetings there?

BUSH: There have been a lot of people who have gone to see President Assad: some Americans, an' traitors like Nancy Pelosi. {mumbling} I'll get her for this.
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Q: Sir, your administration evaluated all 93 U.S. attorneys in part on the basis of loyalty; that was one of the criteria that was used. What role should loyalty to you play in the evaluation of those charged with administering justice and enforcing the law?

BUSH: I — obviously when you name a U.S. attorney, you want somebody who can do the job. That's the most important criterion: somebody who's qualified, somebody who can get a job done. The president names the U.S. attorneys, and the president has the right to remove U.S. attorneys. And on this particular issue, the one you're referring to — I believe it's the current issue, of the U.S. — eight U.S. attorneys, they serve at my pleasure. They have served four-year terms. And we have every right to replace them. We had a right to remove them. We did remove them. And there have been — what was the question again? Bill?

Q: Mr. President, a lot of the disagreement...

BUSH: Wrong Bill.

Q: Which one, him?

BUSH: No, you. The cute looking one.

Q: Thanks so much. {shudder}
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Q: Matthew Dowd, your chief campaign strategist in 2004, kind of issued a strong critique of you and your administration this weekend. I'm wondering if you were personally stunned, and if you worry about losing support of people — of him and people like him.

BUSH: First of all, I respect Matthew. I've known him for awhile. An' he's a psycho. Nevertheless, I understand his anguish over war, understand that this is an emotional issue for Matthew as it is a lot of other people in our country. Matthew's case, as I understand it from our swiftboaters, is obviously intensified because his son is deployable. In other words, he's got a son in the U.S. armed forces and secondly, September the 11th. {sotto voce} Poopyhead...

Dancer. Dancing man. That would be David Gregory. For those of you not aware, Gregory put on a show the other...

Q: Everybody's aware, Mr. President. Thank you.

BUSH: That was a beautiful performance, seriously.

Q: Jeebus... Mr. President, you say the Democrats are undercutting troops the way they have voted. They're obviously trying to assert more concern over foreign policy. Isn't that what the voters elected them to do in November?

BUSH: I think the voters in America want Congress to support our troops in harm — who are in harm's way. They want money to the troops. Stoopid mean Democraps. 9/11.
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Q: You've talked about the consequences of failure in Iraq. And you've said that the enemies would follow us home. I wonder, given that it seems like that's not exactly a ringing endorsement of people who are charged with the responsibility of keeping America safe, so...

BUSH: What was that again?

Q: Well, you say that the enemies would follow us home. If...

BUSH: I will. That's what they did. Just like September the 11th. They plotted, planned and attacked.

Q: But I wonder in your own mind, how does that vision play out? How do they follow us home? Because we've spent so much money and put so much resource into making this country safe.

BUSH: They — I'm not going to predict to you the methodology they'll use. Just you need to know they want to hit us again.

Trust me! Ah've been right about ever'thing else!

Gawd....


"Ah'm th' Deciderer! Ah'm always right!"
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