WTF Is It Now?!?

Romney flipflops again, No Shit! Weekly reports
Pandering nincompoop Mitt Romney, who in 1998 said that Hillary Clinton was "very much right" that "it takes a village" to raise a kid, now piously bleats "It takes a family."

"There may be homos in that village," Romney explains to stunned reporter.

"To be safe, you might want to wait and ask him again tomorrow," Clinton spokeswoman Kathleen Strand said. "He tends to change his positions pretty often."

Indeed, as Romney runs for president, instances of flipflopping, waffling, and downright reversing himself have occured on pretty much a regular basis. Then there was the whole lying exaggeration about 'hunting,' where after recently joining the NRA and calling himself a lifelong hunter, he acknowledged that he's only fired a gun maybe three times in his life, and once was actually when he let his drunken frat brothers shoot a bottle-rocket out of his rectum.