WTF Is It Now?!?

Thanks, I'll be here all night
Plotting who to shoot in the face.

Vice President Dick Cheney poked fun at Bush's relationship with the press corpse at Saturday night's annual Gridiron Club dinner:

"I see the president's favorite stenog.... uh, 'reporters' are in the crowd tonight: Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, Dick Hurtz, Heywood Jablowmie. The president couldn't be here tonight, so you can all take those lumps of butter out of your pockets now! Heh heh."


"Hey! These puppy steaks are cold!"
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