WTF Is It Now?!?

Another Fear Factor Re-run
Once again, the primordial ooze, partial carbon unit, and mostly cyborg known as Darth Cheney has slithered out from his undisclosed lair of fear and evil to unleash tales of horror and death to the American sheeple. In an interview with Bob Schieffer, old Deadeye kicked into his standard endless, talking points mind destroying loop Ver. 911.911

The fact is that the threat to the United States now of a 9/11 occurring with a group of terrorists armed not with airline tickets and box cutters, but with a nuclear weapon in the middle of one of our own cities, is the greatest threat we face. It's a very real threat. It's something that we have to worry about and defeat every single day.

The Cheney Regime has been laying the groundwork for September’s progress “debate.” For weeks, the White House has used the words “al Qaeda” in every other sentence,

Last Throes....We're fighting the radical Islamocommienazijihadifascists there so we can be
scared shitless here. Count on Rude Guiliani to repeat this message soon, and make sure to stock up on duct tape and plastic. Don't run low on anal lube, either. It's bound to get messy.












~Undeniable Liberal~