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A bright new-comer to this year's annual Piece of Shit Olympics

Liberal judge sues dry cleaner for $65 million after losing his pants.

According to court documents, the problem began in May 2005 when Pearson became a judge and brought several suits for alteration to Custom Cleaners in Northeast Washington, a place he patronized regularly despite previous disagreements with the Chungs. A pair of pants from one suit was not ready when he requested it two days later, and was deemed to be missing.

Pearson asked the cleaners for the full price of the suit: more than $1,000.

But a week later, the Chungs said the pants had been found and refused to pay. That's when Pearson decided to sue.

Manning said the cleaners made three settlement offers to Pearson. First they offered $3,000, then $4,600, then $12,000. But Pearson wasn't satisfied and expanded his calculations beyond one pair of pants.

Because Pearson no longer wanted to use his neighborhood dry cleaner, part of his lawsuit calls for $15,000 - the price to rent a car every weekend for 10 years to go to another business.

"Though Judge Pearson is a promising young talent, we are confident that this amateur can not compete on a national level with those of us who have trained for these Olympics since childhood," wrote Piece of Shit Olympics veterans--including among others, Coulter, Beck, O'Reilly, Hannity, Turdblossom, Malkin, et al--in a joint statement released by the International Association of Professional Shitheads and Pricks.

JasonC