Coulter Gives Oral......
From deep in the dank, over-ripe clam smelling bowels of lower Reichwingnuttia, Skanky quad-sexual mAnn Coulter has scribbled a new collection of bile and sentence fragmentation referred to by her devoutly insane followers as a column, giving head tribute to the decaying corpse of Jerry Falwell.
"Falwell was a perfected Christian. He exuded Christian love for all men. This is as opposed to liberals, who just love sinners. Let me be the first to say: I ALWAYS agreed with the Rev. Falwell."Isn't she lovely? Makes ya wanna run down to your local porn shop and pick up the newest model of the inflatable mAnn Coulter love doll, complete with five very large openings and built in skunky rotten tuna smell. Extra charge for the Catholic jr. high schoolgirl outfit.
*
*
*
*
Insert thy semi-erect rod and staff HERE. Conservatives only.
9 comments:
If Jerry loved all men, wouldn't that make him a .....nah she didn't mean that.
If Jerry loved all men, wouldn't that make him a .....nah she didn't mean that.
But that's what it sounded like to me too. If he loves ALL men, then he loves "those kind" too. Now it all makes sense......
OMFG, I would'nt stick Roves dick in that spooky orifice that passes for mAnns' pie hole. That is truly one of the most disturbing photo shop jobs I have ever seen. Well done!
Reminds of the "salt vampire" from the old Star Trek series.
Like this, see?
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/artoftrek/salt-vampire.jpg
That's so funny--I was like, wasn't there a space monster from some 60s sci-fi movie that looked just like that? But yeah, I was thinking of that Trek episode.
aaaaa! My eyes!!!! They have leapt from my head in protest!
Reminds of the "salt vampire" from the old Star Trek series.
Thanks for the image.
I may never sleep again.
Post a Comment