The Ghost of Reagan's Ghastly Cock
For the unfortunate souls that may or may have not witnessed '9-11 Fright Night!' at the first Republicunt wank-fest, it was a gooey, messy display of masturbatory Gipper cock worship that dominated the "Debate." Strangely, amid all the GOP pre-emptive fear mongering, The War Prezelnut Decider Commander Guy was NOT a subject even worthy of discussion.
One observer noted that the candidates seemed to be competing for the title of "biggest cock" by talking about the inherent hugeness of said cocks without actually producing the meat.
Anonymous sources say the commemorative, used cum-towels used by Rude Guiliani, the Mittster, and Geezer McCave-in were selling for unprecedented prices on the black market free trade zones intratubes.
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Left to extremely right: the Mittster , Rude G. and McCave-in .
Undeniable Liberal
May 5, 2007
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Commander guy stopped terrorist attacks on US cities. What did Clinton do? Storm a compound in Waco and send a little boy back to live in the socialist paradise that is Cuba, after his mother died trying to escape. Sent in federal SWAT to Blow the brains out of Randy Weaver's wife and baby.Bite his lip and squeeze out a fake tear as embassy's, Navy ships, and civilian air planes were blown up by Osama and his buddies.
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