Gif Meh 'Nuther Drinky!
Darth Cheney has slithered out of his "undisclosed location" to make another "surprise" visit to Detroit An Indiana Market Baghdad and is helped by General David Petraeus, commander of the U.S. forces in Iraq, as he stumbles off the plane at Baghdad International Airport shitting his pants and getting ready to hurl chunks on the tarmac.
After ordering General Petraeus to make it quick, as he had "other priorities," Cheney also said "Oh yeah, and get me a scotch, ish 'Game time."
~Undeniable Liberal~
1 comment:
Nothin says "makin progress" like steppin off the plane in a suit and a flak jacket
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