WTF Is It Now?!?

Immaculate Perception
The Grandfather of the virgin birthed newborn Anti-Christ, Darth Cheney, slithered out from his undisclosed lair of fear, death, and all things evil this weekend to rally his newly graduated storm troopers at West Point. After initially considering wearing a loin cloth, a bone through his nose, and an Iraqi skull necklace, with Arab blood dripping off his chin and screaming to the West Point grads “Go and fucking kill brown people! I command you! Kiiiiiillllllll,” He softened up his message a bit.......

“As Army officers on duty in the war to grab MY oil, you will now face enemies who oppose and despise everything you know to be right, including waterboarding; every notion of enhanced interrogation and extraordinary rendition, and stolen election you consider worth fighting for and living for. Capture one of these killers, and he’ll be quick to demand the protections of the quaint Geneva Convention and the shredded Constitution of the United States. Yet when they wage attacks or take captives, their delicate sensibilities seem to fall away.”

Or something like that. Funny how Constitutional protections seem to work pretty well for Cheney’s pals. Even more strange that West Point would bother to invite a draft dodger who managed 5 draft deferments due to other priorities as a commencement speaker.












~Undeniable Liberal~