May 12, 2007

My God's Massive White Schlong is Bigger than Your God's Wee Brown Pee-Pee
The Apostropher says that This is just idiotic poor spelling. I most respectfully disagree.

Words like "bomb" and "die" draw attention to the small sign in front of Good News Independent Baptist Church. Rev. Gary Murrell put up the sign, which on one side claims the message of Islam is "submit, convert or die."The other side reads: "When is the last time you heard of a Jew or Christain with a bomb strapped to their body?"
Note: ChriSTAINS can only be removed from one's clothes by .......fuck, who knows?



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I'm a good ChriSTAIN!!

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~Undeniable Liberal~

4 comments:

Peacechick Mary said...

Christain! That's me - all bloody and mean.

Anonymous said...

LOLOL! *GIGGGGGGGLE* GASP *GIGGGGGLE*!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!
They will now ALL be referred to as Christains (as in christ STAINS!). This is a decree put forth by me, prayerfully with the blessing of Maru, the QUEEN OF NICKNAMES ON THE WEB.
Priceless!
and rock on!
siri

Undeniable Liberal said...

In the devout name of christ STAINS everywhere....thou shalt be saved!! Hallehluiah!

Anonymous said...

Wasn't the Christain that blob they found on the Shroud of Turin?