May 3, 2007

Presidential Upgrade
The presidunce formerly known as THE DECIDER has been upgraded........

Behold, THE COMMANDER GUY Beta Ver. 2.01


"I'm the commander guy."-- The chimpleton formerly known as The Decider, quoted by the New York Times.

The Commander Guy.....spreading freedom, liberty and enhanced interrogation techniques to brown people in oil producing nations everywhere!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maru, Please hurry back. UL, Jason, DivaGeek, Lillith are OK but they simply lack the biting humor that you interject into the blogosphere. I don't say any of this to be mean-spirited, it's just a matter of taste...like whether a person favors Bill Murray over Eddy Murphy or a bagel over a croissant. Whereas all of the posts are certainly noteworthy and have their place at the table, I think most of WTFIIN readers come here to get a second taste of their coffee as it comes out their nose.

In other words, Maru, just feel the love.

Anonymous said...

Why is Commander Guy wearing a bagel around his neck?

Undeniable Liberal said...

Anon 2, it's a pretzel ;)~

Anon 1, thanks for choosing to air your concerns in comments of my post when you could have easily done this:
E-mail! Contact...
Maru with suggestions, fan mail, black-helicopter alerts.

We all love and miss maru, but those of us filling in while she is gone put plenty of thought and effort in to what we are doing here. None of us are maru, but then again, there is only one maru.
Talk about taking the wind out of my sails.....sorry to have disappointed you.

Anonymous said...

I love the pretzel necklace. Does he swallow that instead of the cyanide pill when captured by the enemy?

Anonymous said...

I LOVE the guest posts. Especially those cat pics. Keep them coming.

Anonymous said...

UL - Anon 2 - my bad. I knew I was missing the joke! *pouts* Oh, and I think yer doing fine.

Anonymous said...

yeah, she's a tough act to follow, that's for sure, kids.

Anonymous said...

None of you are Maru and you should all feel bad.

Undeniable Liberal said...

Well I certainly do....feel bad because I want to be like maru when I grow up, obviously that moment hasn't arrived yet. But, well you know, there is only ONE maru, I miss maru too.
Needing inspiration.

nunya said...

I am laughing my butt off right now,
thanks

Anonymous said...

All of you are doing Maru proud.

But, here farang goes again: Anyone else catch the raw story post today, about how the "Terror Jury distrust media"?

Seems the jurors at the Padilla trial are NOT certain WHO committed 9/11/01. Go look.

Makes me so proud to know all Americans aren't gullible enough to believe CHIMPMEISTER's BULLSHIT 911 commission report whitewash.

Do YOU????

Undeniable Liberal said...

I never DID believe the government's conspiracy theory.
Btw, thanks for the kind words.

Anonymous said...

Chimpleton! haha!! That's one I haven't heard before - very good :)