WTF Is It Now?!?

So the guy says "that's not my asshole, that's my Bush!"
North Korean General Kim Yong-chol tries breaking the ice at a meeting by telling a Dumbyah joke.

No, the other one. The other other one. No, the -- oh, here:

Bush goes out jogging one morning and, preoccupied with international affairs, fails to notice that a car is heading straight at him.

A group of schoolchildren pull the president away just in time, saving his life, and a grateful Bush offers them anything they want in the world as a reward.

"We want a place reserved for us at Arlington Memorial Cemetery," say the children.

"Why is that?" he asks.

"Because our parents will kill us if they find out what we've done."

Ba dum bum!

Take the pretzeldent... please!