Study: Asshole O'Reilly an Asshole
Dickhead with a microphone shits out of his mouth an average of once per 6.8 seconds.
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. -- Bill O'Reilly may proclaim at the beginning of his program that viewers are entering the "No Spin Zone," but a new study by Indiana University media researchers found that the Fox News personality consistently paints certain people and groups as villains and others as victims to present the world, as he sees it, through political rhetoric.When will Bill finally get what's coming to him? (a three hour crotch beating with a rusted tire iron.) Just asking...
The IU researchers found that O'Reilly called a person or a group a derogatory name once every 6.8 seconds, on average, or nearly nine times every minute during the editorials that open his program each night.
"It's obvious he's very big into calling people names, and he's very big into glittering generalities," said Mike Conway, assistant professor in the IU School of Journalism. "He's not very subtle. He's going to call people names, or he's going to paint something in a positive way, often without any real evidence to support that viewpoint."
JasonC
UPDATE: O'Reilly responds, saying it's all George Soro's fault he's a prick.
2 comments:
Hahahaha, wait until (no, I didn't know when I made yesterday's comment, but fucking good timing, wouldn't you say???) Bill is the op-ed page editor and guest columnist for Rupert's new desire: The Wall Street Journal.
He offered DOUBLE the going price for the Dow Jones, and got TURNED DOWN.
And the WSJ, as I said yesterday, posts shit that would gag a maggot.
JasonC, not to quibble with your Rx for "what's coming to him," but:
1) It would take more than three hours just to find Falafel Boy's "crotch" (or at least anything in it); and
2) Once found, it would prove to be so tiny that there wouldn't be anything left after three seconds. Which would mean two hours, fifty-nine minutes, and fifty-seven seconds of effectively pounding that tire iron on the ground - which seems unnecessarily brutal to the person administering it, if you know what I mean.
Just sayin'.
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