May 19, 2007



Too angry (psycho!!) to be president
An enraged Saint McCain, neck veins bulging, screams "Fuck you!" to Sen. John Cornyn during a meeting to discuss immigration legislation.

He used a curse word associated with chickens {Chickens?? Am I missing some cool swear word here?? - Ed.} and accused Cornyn of raising the issue just to torpedo a deal.

Things got really heated when Cornyn accused McCain of being too busy campaigning for president to take part in the negotiations, which have gone on for months behind closed doors. "Wait a second here," Cornyn said to McCain. "I've been sitting in here for all of these negotiations and you just parachute in here on the last day. You're out of line."

"[Expletive] you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room," shouted McCain at Cornyn.
Chickens?

9 comments:

Undeniable Liberal said...

I'll walk you through it, maru. Male chicken, not a rooster, but Cock. As in:
cocksucker,
cockbreath,
cockgobbler,
cockwipe,
cockstain,
etc.....
Ain't incivility grand?

Anonymous said...

I was thinking more of chickenshit, but UL's probably right.

maru said...

Damn! I bet it WAS 'cocksucker.' It seems so much more possible than 'salmonella'. Holy cow...

Anonymous said...

I still don't get it. "Cock you"? "Foul you"? Square peg in a round hole.

maru said...

LOL: from fark.com: "Chew on my gizzard sack, you pullet-pulling sandscratcher"

Anonymous said...

Good ole chicken fucker would work for me. I had a friends' older brother who was in vietnam tell me about how they would fuck chickens, no shit, and in way too much detail for my stoned young mind to deal with.

Anonymous said...

Do let the man speak his piece. At least he has some conscience.

Anonymous said...

Pluck? Cluck?

Oh it must be that other word that rhymes with pluck and cluck.

He should have written that it was a word associated with water fowl. Goose, mallard, honk, quack, waddle ... duck?

Anonymous said...

oh, I just got it....'pluck'. Call me dim, but that was either a clever reference, or an obtuse one.